Saskia Wilson-Brown

Look, guys: I coined another term about the internet

Me-Broadcast
[mee; brawd-kast, -kahst]

  1. (n.) A public statement about oneself on a social networking website. Synonymous with ‘status update’ or ‘tweet’. Usage: “Don’t compare your insides to other peoples’ me-broadcasts.”
  2. (v.) The act of frittering away time by carefully wording your numerous status updates so as to paint a picture of a carefree and incredibly jealousy-inducing life. Usage: “Your time spent me-broadcasting has resulted in a credible social persona that will no doubt land you your next amazing job or super-hot girlfriend.”

OK thank you, goodnight.

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Coining a term

Pith·y·dot·com
[pith-ee; dot; kom]
pith· y· dot· com· ly (adv.) pith· y· dot· com· ness (n.)

  1. (adj.) Terse and full of meaning or substance; clever, short and self-referential, with a soupçon of narcissism; Used exclusively in association with online public messaging when employed for the benefit of anonymous followers and demi-friends. Usage: “Well, Barbara, I understand your concerns: In person he’s pretty sadtrombone.com. It’s just that his Twitter updates are so pithydotcom that I’ve decided to meet him for dinner, regardless.”; “I wish she would speak as pithydotcomly to me as she does to her Facebook friends…”

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    The Jim Carroll Band

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    hebrish

    My hovercraft is full of eels

    הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים

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    My future husband is a euro-trash looking drug baron’s son

    Hilarious description of what Mexican mafia lords are MEANT to look like (peasants with money), as opposed to what some of them DO look like (eastern european nouveau rich cheese meets sensitive intellectual meets HOT, as above):

    “They’re harder to identify because they don’t look like typical drug traffickers,” he said. “You can’t detect them by saying ‘Oh look, he has a big truck with wide tires and automatic weapons, gold chains, snakeskin boots and a big belt buckle and dark glasses.’”

    From ‘Savvy young heirs give Mexico drug cartels new face’, as posted in Vancouver Sun

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    What makes a good online distribution platform?

    This model starts with 2 premises:

    • Most people want to be slightly ahead of the curve.
    • People want to share the things that they think are cool with other people.

    We live in a world of shifting distribution patterns.

    If there’s one thing we’re beginning to learn from watching our colleagues navigate the online world is that short films that are distributed for free online in concurrence with other releases (festivals, for instance) are in many cases doing better than their counterparts. One might then safely deduce that free online distribution does not hurt ticket or DVD sales. If anything, it can help to drive further sales and community (read audience) involvement, if exploited in the right ways.

    Though not abundant, buzz-garnering examples like The Tribe, Four Eyed Monsters and We Are The Strange show us that, in film at least, being able to see something for free does not mean that people won’t also support it in other ways (including financially), if they are called upon to do so.

    The Tribe enjoyed a full screening at Sundance while being available in its entirety online, whereas the creators of Four Eyed Monsters have been able to parlay their hard-earned community support into a fundraising drive to offset the cost of making the film itself. M Dot Strange, the creator of We Are The Strange, has been able to use the community he garnered on Youtube to propel himself into Sundance, and then further monetize his work through DVD sales. Countless other examples abound: Matt Hanson’s A Swarm of Angels project, Timo Vuorensola’s Star Wreck…

    The reason these examples exist is, of course, fairly simple: People want to be part of the action, to own a little piece of something cool. Oftentimes, social capital comes through possession, in addition – of course – to the thrill of simple exposure. Moreover, people want social capital (and the convenience of watching when they please) – but only if they like the film.

    With all this in mind, the ideal online distribution system for short format film should incorporate tools that allow filmmakers to exploit this brave new world without losing their control. Though these tools abound online, there is yet to be a website to consolidate all the elements of a successful online release. In short, it should provide the means to:

    Exhibit film online in high quality format

    • Self-explanatory

    Monetize online film through revenue share deals

    • This can be monetized in revenue share deals through ad attachment (YouTube) or through low cost purchase fees (iTunes).

    Build audiences

    • By marketing films online through embeddable promotion tools, email list consolidation, mass email capability, social networking and site traffic enhancers (digg, etc), filmmakers can grow the necessary social support that can lead to the success of a micropayment or DVD sales program

    Allow for DVD on demand

    • DVD on demand allows filmmakers to monetize their film through DVD sales at no cost to them
    • Partnerships with Amazon, Netflix, Blockbuster, and other DVD distribution companies help get the film out there in the world

    Allow for film downloads or rentals, as well as through third-party sites

    • Partnership with iTunes and other download hubs
    • Allow for online viewing through ‘rental’ methodology

    Support payments

    • Enable micro-payments and fundraising campaigns with targeted goals and e-marketing tools (widgets, etc)

    Provide film market

    • Enable rights sales, list what is available

    Blitz the web

    • Partnerships with online video hosting sites to push video content to all the online platforms

    Allow for film distribution through other methods that could aid in monetization through targeted partnerships

    • Four-wall screenings through request widgets
    • Non-Exclusive television distribution
    • Mobile device distribution
    • Other transmedia platforms such as game consoles

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    Twemantics

    All these # tags and @ signs and tinyurls make Twitter unreadable. Vive la full sentence!

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    Passive-aggressive email boxing

    Q: Will you take and send photos?

    A: Actually, I plan on mentally beaming you some infrared visual radio waves so you can see what I see, as I am seeing it, while chanting ommmmshanti and burning a mix of sagebrush and minced tabby-colored kittens. Little technology I developed. Makes cameras obsolete.

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    Words I like

    Schadenfreude!

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    Pithyism du jour

    Patience is for those with no other options

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    Que pasa con Saskia?

    I’m an independent media advocate, producer-at-large, and strategist for independent film, film festivals, and filmmakers.

    A captive tweeter @saskiawb

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